wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
Here are my thoughts on tonight:
I didn’t get the premise but it was beautiful and elegant.
King Midas maybe?
Emilio and Bridget: Jazz
Nothing about that routine stood out to me or inspired me at all. It fell so flat from both of them but especially Bridget (and I am so annoyed she’s in the top ten, as bland as she is.) Ugh.
Tanisha and Rudy: Contemporary
There were moments that I was like “oh how lovely” but I am getting so bored with the contemporary routines that seem to be carbon copies of one another which makes me biased, I gotta say. The lifts were really impressive but Tanisha’s face was dead.
Okay but do you know how hard it is for male ballroom dancers to do solos? That shit is not simple, ok!? ROCK IT, BABE.
Jacquie and Zack: Paso Doble
OK I LOVED THAT. Aside from one or two hiccups that was fabulous and entertaining and so great to watch.
DAT TURNING COMBINATION THOUGH OH MY GAWWWDDD YASSSS
Emily and Teddy: Broadway
She was tremendous and gorgeous in that (despite two slips). I am a sucker for broadway. Teddy looked a little rigid but altogether that was a really well danced routine and looked great.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOODDDDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSS
AHHHHHHHH THAT WAS FUCKING FLAWLESS YO
Jessica and Casey: Contemporary (WITH TRAVIS YAS)
YES YES YES YES YES THAAAAAT WAS THE GODDAMN CONTEMPORARY ROUTINE I WAS WAITING FOR. GOD DAMN YES YES YESSSSSS. MAKE THEM JUDGES STAND GOT DAMN YEEESSSSSSSSSS. DO NOT SEND THEM HOME. DO NOT.
Hate the song but YAS WERK.
Serge and Carly: Quickstep
Can we talk about Carly’s costume? Girl, yes. And okay normally I am not a quickstep fan but that was so fun and cute and well danced and I was entertained the whole time and SHIT how are they sending home 4 people why!?
Ok, girl, werk. BUT THAT LAST TURN NEEDS TO BE GIFFED NOW.
Valerie and Ricky: Hip Hop
THAT WAS SO GOOD. OH MY GODDDDDDDD. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. That song. And they shared looks with one another. I mean, as always, I think Ricky is the reason Valerie is sill here because he is such a strong dancer oh my GAWD but damn yes yes loved it.
Also, that lighting and stage design. Werk.
Womens’ Group Routine: Mandy Moore
Fuck. Wow. That is what the fuck I am talking abouttttt. Actual chills. These women. Yes.
Mens’ Group Routine: Travis Wall
YES TRAVIS. YES. YES YES. YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FUCKING CHOREOGRAPHER. OH MY FUCKING GOD. YES. YEEESSSSS. THAT FUCKING ROUTINE. YES. YES. THAT WAS FUCKING GORGEOUS. This is why I watch this show. For moments like that.
(Okay well, I just wanted Jessica and Casey to stay so I am a HAPPY camper.)