"The reason a writer writes a book is to forget a book and the reason a reader reads one is to remember it."
— Tom Wolfe (via observando)
irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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Travis (fucking) Wall:

SYTYCD 7/30 

Here are my thoughts on tonight:

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Opening Number:

I didn’t get the premise but it was beautiful and elegant.

King Midas maybe?

Bottom 6:

Jessica (WHAT)

Casey (HOW)

Serge (NO)

Carly (WHY)

Emily (BUT)

Teddy (Eh)

Emilio and Bridget: Jazz

Nothing about that routine stood out to me or inspired me at all. It fell so flat from both of them but especially Bridget (and I am so annoyed she’s in the top ten, as bland as she is.) Ugh.

Tanisha and Rudy: Contemporary

There were moments that I was like “oh how lovely” but I am getting so bored with the contemporary routines that seem to be carbon copies of one another which makes me biased, I gotta say. The lifts were really impressive but Tanisha’s face was dead.

Serges Solo:

Okay but do you know how hard it is for male ballroom dancers to do solos? That shit is not simple, ok!? ROCK IT, BABE.

Jacquie and Zack: Paso Doble

OK I LOVED THAT. Aside from one or two hiccups that was fabulous and entertaining and so great to watch. 

Carly’s Solo:

DAT TURNING COMBINATION THOUGH OH MY GAWWWDDD YASSSS

Emily and Teddy: Broadway

She was tremendous and gorgeous in that (despite two slips). I am a sucker for broadway. Teddy looked a little rigid but altogether that was a really well danced routine and looked great.

Casey’s Solo:

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOODDDDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSS

Emily’s Solo:

AHHHHHHHH THAT WAS FUCKING FLAWLESS YO

Jessica and Casey: Contemporary (WITH TRAVIS YAS)

YES YES YES YES YES THAAAAAT WAS THE GODDAMN CONTEMPORARY ROUTINE I WAS WAITING FOR. GOD DAMN YES YES YESSSSSS. MAKE THEM JUDGES STAND GOT DAMN YEEESSSSSSSSSS. DO NOT SEND THEM HOME. DO NOT.

Teddy’s Solo: 

Hate the song but YAS WERK. 

Serge and Carly: Quickstep

Can we talk about Carly’s costume? Girl, yes. And okay normally I am not a quickstep fan but that was so fun and cute and well danced and I was entertained the whole time and SHIT how are they sending home 4 people why!?

Jessica’s Solo:

Ok, girl, werk. BUT THAT LAST TURN NEEDS TO BE GIFFED NOW.

Valerie and Ricky: Hip Hop

THAT WAS SO GOOD. OH MY GODDDDDDDD. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. That song. And they shared looks with one another. I mean, as always, I think Ricky is the reason Valerie is sill here because he is such a strong dancer oh my GAWD but damn yes yes loved it.

Also, that lighting and stage design. Werk.

Womens’ Group Routine: Mandy Moore

Fuck. Wow. That is what the fuck I am talking abouttttt. Actual chills. These women. Yes.

Mens’ Group Routine: Travis Wall

YES TRAVIS. YES. YES YES. YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FUCKING CHOREOGRAPHER. OH MY FUCKING GOD. YES. YEEESSSSS. THAT FUCKING ROUTINE. YES. YES. THAT WAS FUCKING GORGEOUS. This is why I watch this show. For moments like that.

Sent Home:

Teddie

Serge

Emily

Carly

(Okay well, I just wanted Jessica and Casey to stay so I am a HAPPY camper.)